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Poetry Corner: Hairy Times

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Poetry Corner: Hairy Times
4:00 am CDT July 28, 2019

HAIRY TIMES

Marcia Horan, New Lenox Resident

Wind and humidity are enemies of hair.

Styling amiss, no staying power there.

Fly-away strands and cowlicks appear,

Frustrations of beauticians

Beauty parlors beware.

I cut out a picture to show how to cut

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